1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,960 That's true, I don't have money. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,440 Okay, Gavin. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,640 "This month, Pisces can expect... 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,840 to experience personal growth and a relaxed life." 5 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,280 My wife's away this week. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,280 -These things know. -Nice. 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,240 Now to figure out what to do with my daughters. 8 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,280 I'll help. 9 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,080 March 2004's Huisgenoot magazine. 10 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,880 They'll never know. 11 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,560 Okay, Leo. Do me. 12 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,960 Check Simba, bud. 13 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,040 "Your heart is caught in a conflict. 14 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,960 You try to ignore it, 15 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,840 but it'll remain a problem until you make a move." 16 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,040 -Devils! -It takes one to know one. 17 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,920 That is the mark of the beast. 18 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,800 Flip, these things do predict love, you know? 19 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,280 No, they predict death of the soul. 20 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,160 Oh, sir. Auntie Petro from the butchery 21 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,600 said to let you know that her daughter is available again. 22 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,680 Her husband died in a terrible accident. 23 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,840 Nice, Flippa. 24 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,240 -She's a bit on the butch side. -She is a beast. 25 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,240 I want a wife, not someone to move my fridge. 26 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,240 Thanks. 27 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,240 Okay, coward. Let's do yours. What are you? 28 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,120 A Christian. Put away that stuff. 29 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,160 If I wanted to go to hell, I would've read Harry Potter. 30 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,280 Thank you. 31 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:11,120 It bubbles in me because I'm so happy! 32 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,280 So, they want me to believe that the stars, 33 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,800 which are way out there, 34 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,800 will tell me what will happen this week. 35 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:21,080 How does the Southern Cross know what's going on in my heart? 36 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,080 My cardiologist doesn't even know. 37 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,640 -Can I borrow your calculator? -Yeah, yeah. 38 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,240 Give this to Q. 39 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,760 Why? 40 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,280 They like sour milk. 41 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,280 No, no. 42 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,760 No, no, no, Auntie. 43 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,720 You can't just assume they're all the same. 44 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,080 You can't just make assumptions about people, Auntie. 45 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,240 What? 46 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,120 It's like me assuming, because you speak Afrikaans, 47 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,680 that you like Bok van Blerk. 48 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,760 But I do. 49 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,480 I would never have guessed. 50 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,600 Okay, you give me what you assume I like 51 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,720 as an English South African speaking person. 52 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,600 You like putting glass in women and children's food. 53 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,840 No, that's history. 54 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,960 And not very nice. 55 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,280 Twenty-four thousand children. 56 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,560 That is too many. 57 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,120 Okay. 58 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,280 Shake it off. 59 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,920 Come, give me one thing of the English South African culture. 60 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:53,960 Just give me one. 61 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,040 -Just give me-- -I can't think of anything. 62 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,120 Okay. 63 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,880 -This number-cruncher will burn out! -Yeah. 64 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,080 Joubert's losing his virginity today. 65 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,120 -No, Tjaart. -His contract virginity. 66 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,920 He has got a fat girl on the line! 67 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,400 He landed the correctional services contract. 68 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,880 -Yes. -It's huge. 69 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,320 Proud of you, my boy. 70 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,400 Okay, okay. Thank you, Flip. 71 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,240 I doubt Joubert's Grade 5 time capsule note to himself would've said 72 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,640 that in 15 years I'd land the biggest polony contract in Klerksdorp. 73 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:28,640 But here I am. 74 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,000 For some reason, I'm a little excited. 75 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,840 Here, at this old desk, 76 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,240 I made some big deals here. 77 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,160 Massive. Flippa was a machine. 78 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,360 Big shoes. 79 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,560 Wow... okay. 80 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,120 -Time for inspiration. -Yeah. 81 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,440 Your whole life, people told you that you're not good enough. 82 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,080 No one has ever said-- 83 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,400 Take it in. You are. 84 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,120 Take it from Klerksdorp's top polony seller. 85 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,840 You've got what it takes. 86 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,920 -Do you hear me? -Thank you. 87 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,360 You will get this contract. 88 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,440 You've got that dog in you. 89 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,760 Let him loose. 90 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,520 Let him loose. 91 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,160 Thank you. 92 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,120 What are you guys doing? 93 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,200 Just do it. 94 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,320 What is it? 95 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,840 Haven't you seen Wolf of Wall Street? 96 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,560 -No. -Good movie. A bit long. 97 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,320 Martie, Martie. Hello. 98 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,680 -Joubert. -Oh, hi! 99 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,360 -Welcome. Good to see you. -Yeah. 100 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,480 -Thanks for coming. -Hello, ma'am. 101 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,640 Flip Bosman, but everyone here calls me 'Boss'. 102 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,520 Except for Nqobani. To him, I'm just friend or an equal. 103 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,600 Hello, Boss. I'm Martie. 104 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,400 No, no. To you, I'm just Flip. 105 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,680 Flip to you. Flip you. 106 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,080 And I'm Tjaart. I keep the polony cold. 107 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,560 Okay, Tjaart. That's not important. 108 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,680 It's actually damn important. 109 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,680 -Yes, it's important. -We've spoken on the phone for ages. 110 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,000 -Nice to put a face to the voice. -Yes. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,280 That's what everyone said in 2021 at Innibos. 112 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,680 That's a good one. 113 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,400 -We can go through there. -Yes. 114 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,200 Martie, can I make you some coffee? 115 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,520 That would be nice, thanks. 116 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,160 -Okay. -I'll also make you coffee. 117 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,840 -Do you want two? -Tjaart, come on. 118 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,000 -Let's go through. -Okay. 119 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,440 Divorced, two kids. 120 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,480 You reckon? 121 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,600 My divorce-radar is tuned in, bud. 122 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,840 She's fair game. 123 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,720 Tjaart, no. She laughed at my joke. 124 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,320 Yes, okay, she wants you. 125 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,280 -You win, but the next one's mine. -Okay. 126 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,440 A divorce-dar is like gaydar, but it picks up divorced women. 127 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,040 And I'm deadly accurate. 128 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,080 I knew Bobby's relationship was over before he did. 129 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,960 No, I can't. I can't. 130 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,440 What? 131 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,160 That flippen Auntie couldn't list one thing that's part of my culture. 132 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,240 Not one. 133 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,360 South African culture? 134 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,760 English South African culture. 135 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,160 That is niche. 136 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,960 Oh... padel. 137 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,960 It's a thing you love. 138 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,200 I've seen you... 139 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,400 Excuse me. 140 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,240 Sorry, everyone. Kayle here. 141 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,480 So, you all think that English South Africans don't have culture. 142 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,760 Okay, well, we have lots of culture. Let me tell you. 143 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,600 Okay, we like to sing. 144 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,840 We like to dance. 145 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,440 Everybody has those things. 146 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,000 Thanks. Well, Gavin wants to get specific. Okay. 147 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,280 Johnny Clegg. Boom. 148 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,640 You mean the guy who literally stole my culture 149 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,640 because he knows that you guys don't have your own. 150 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,840 Burn. 151 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:40,480 Well, forgive us for trying to embrace other people in this country. 152 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,520 Alright, movies. 153 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,760 Invictus. 154 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,280 Hollywood. 155 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,400 Clubs. 156 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,480 Clubbing. 157 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,160 We like to squeak some tekkie, hey? 158 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,280 -A lot of people do that. -Come on, Gavin! 159 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,840 But you gave us Woolies. 160 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,160 -There! -No, no. 161 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,320 Not culture. Privilege. 162 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,320 Also, Jews. 163 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,320 -I know what you're good at. -Yeah, yeah. 164 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,800 You blame only Afrikaans people for Apartheid. 165 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,240 Tell them, Tjaart. 166 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,680 -Shots fired! -Well, I mean, if you think about it. 167 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,960 -You did it again. -What? 168 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,080 He did it again! 169 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,880 I think your best thing is probably talking to the manager. 170 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,480 So you guys think we don't have culture. 171 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,720 -That's what you're saying. -Kayle, your culture is clearly... 172 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,280 not having culture. 173 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,760 We have culture. 174 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,000 We've got lots of culture. 175 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,040 Culture. 176 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,120 It's literally an English word. 177 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,360 You got my email with all the documents. 178 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,480 And we'll only look at an increase in the new financial year. 179 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,760 Where did you go to school? 180 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,600 Excuse me? 181 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,480 Flip, I want to go through this-- 182 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,720 No, no, no, I... 183 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,920 I want to know where my polony is going. 184 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,200 Well, murderers and rapists. 185 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,680 Okay. Rapists. 186 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,200 Bad. 187 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,400 No, no, but you. Where... 188 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,160 Where are you from? 189 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,760 It's difficult to say. I went to many schools. 190 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,240 Uh-oh! Troublemaker. 191 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,280 No, my dad moved around a lot. 192 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,040 Oh, my dad drank too much. 193 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:22,960 Yup. 194 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,840 Alcohol destroys families. 195 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,360 Sometimes it's nice, if you take it easy. 196 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,320 -What do you drink? -Flip, I'd really like to-- 197 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,720 Sorry, sorry, it's urgent. 198 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,600 Flip, your financial manager called. 199 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,840 He asked if he can press enter on that second jet-ski. 200 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,600 -Tell him to go ahead, but he-- -Oh, for f-- sakes. 201 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,160 Not now, Tjaart. 202 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,240 I'm sorry. 203 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,560 I have to drop my kids off at the dam. 204 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,600 The toilet is down the passage, on the left. 205 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,080 -No, Tjaart. -Oh. 206 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,800 No. 207 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,720 I have to physically drop my kids off at a party at the dam. 208 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,080 Okay, I'm sure there toilets there. 209 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,520 -Tjaart! -No. 210 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,320 My flippen ex dropped me. 211 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,720 -Ex. -Yes, I heard. 212 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,000 I can drop your kids off for you. 213 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,400 Oh, wow. 214 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,760 -I don't mind. -Thank you, but I... 215 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,480 I don't think I'm comfortable with that. 216 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,800 -I'll pop in tomorrow. -I literally need five minutes-- 217 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,840 Joubert... 218 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,280 family first, okay. 219 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,440 Martie, we'll see you tomorrow. 220 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,280 Thank you. 221 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,440 Chivalry is not dead. 222 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,640 No, no, I don't like to jump the gun with this kind of stuff. 223 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,920 I get too excited and get disappointed. 224 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,080 Story of my life. 225 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,800 I will say this. 226 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,680 Damn classy woman. 227 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,360 With two kids. 228 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,480 The perfect number. It's what I've always wanted. 229 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,640 Let's just say... 230 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,880 I can see myself being her husband. 231 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,840 And a father to them. 232 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,960 It'll be hard work, sure. 233 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,000 School-runs. 234 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,600 Watching hockey. 235 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,680 Rugby, if she has a son. 236 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,040 I'll have a poster at prize-giving saying, 237 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,720 "Your dad's proud of you". 238 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,680 Your biological dad too, because he's standing next to me. 239 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,920 Cause we braai together 240 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,600 and he's just too happy that I saved his ex-wife and kids. 241 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,880 There I go again. 242 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,120 Oh, Flip. 243 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,120 Auntie Miems, you look lovely. 244 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,840 Flowers in water. 245 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,560 Is it my birthday? 246 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,360 No, no, only next year. 247 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,760 I'll bring you flowers one day. 248 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,120 For your funeral. 249 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,640 Uh-oh! 250 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,360 Here's some pants with plans. 251 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,160 Here's some pants with plans! 252 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,400 -Easy, easy, easy. -No, no, I know that face. 253 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,440 Okay, Tjaart. 254 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,520 Be cool. 255 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,440 Be cool. 256 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,640 Jeez, he's cool. 257 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,360 How will I lose the contract? 258 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,000 Short answer. 259 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,040 Flip. 260 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,480 Long answer. 261 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Flip Bosman. 262 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,720 Morning, Auntie. 263 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,720 Lovely day, isn't it? 264 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,400 Guys, guys. 265 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,440 Kayle here. 266 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,040 I just-- So, last night I... 267 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,440 I went down my family tree and it turns out... 268 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,840 I'm an Afrikaner. 269 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,800 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. 270 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,280 Jumping ship so soon? 271 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,080 Please explain in excruciating detail. 272 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,560 I can, actually. 273 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,680 My grandfather's mother was a Pretorius. 274 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,800 And she married a Brit, 275 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,720 and then he, you know, obviously took her name from her. 276 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,840 Yet another thing the Brits took from you poor Afrikaners. 277 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,400 Exactly, exactly. 278 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,640 That's quite something. 279 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,360 You lucky fish. I wish I were Afrikaans. 280 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,520 Oh, Gavin. 281 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,240 Tell Flip you're Afrikaans. He'll love it. 282 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,520 He doesn't need to know. 283 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,200 No, no, I'll tell him in my own time. 284 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:03,720 I just wanted to share this self discovery with my dear friends. 285 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,000 So, I don't even know what to make of it yet. 286 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,520 It's a lot, but you can't deny blood. You just can't. 287 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,960 So, thank you for listening and for your understanding. 288 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,840 Hey, well done. 289 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,360 -Thanks. -And shot for apartheid. 290 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,080 -Hey, what? -Well, you're Afrikaans now, right? 291 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,280 Thank you, boss. 292 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,480 There's my champ. 293 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,000 -Jouba. -My big guy. 294 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,480 Sorry you couldn't close yesterday, but today is another day. 295 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,520 -Yeah. -Chin up. 296 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,280 -Half time. -Yes. 297 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,840 Bomb squad incoming. 298 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,440 Did... she say what time she'd be here? 299 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,440 No, no, I don't know yet. 300 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,640 -Find out for us. -Yeah, sure. 301 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,360 So, those stars... 302 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,480 What do they say about love for Cancer this week? 303 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,640 Let's see. 304 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,520 It says, "This is the month of love". 305 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,560 It's probably your bride. 306 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,920 Flippa. 307 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,200 And those things know. 308 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,040 It said I was poor, and I am. 309 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,120 Devils. 310 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,280 Don't mess with the stars. 311 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,240 I hear you, Joubert, but... 312 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,680 who would've made it all? 313 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,600 Okay, Romeo. What's the plan? 314 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,480 Okay, my plan is failsafe. 315 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,080 I'm going to spoil her rotten. She says, "That's too much". 316 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,120 I'll say, "What do you mean?" It's only to sweeten the contract. 317 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,360 She says, "Wow, I wish it was for me". 318 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,520 I say, "Well, it is. So now what?" 319 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,840 Genius. 320 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,680 This man is a genius. 321 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,560 -Flip. -Is Martie here? 322 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,960 -No... Oh, that's nice. -Thank you. 323 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,840 So, I thought about your pep talk yesterday. 324 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,600 Thanks for that, by the way. It inspired me. 325 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,840 And I think you're right. 326 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,920 I can do this. 327 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,000 So, I'll tackle this on my own. 328 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,240 I'll reel her in by myself. 329 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,800 -Thanks. -Joubert, okay... 330 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,960 First of all, 331 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:09,920 thank you. 332 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,760 But... 333 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,040 you're not good enough. 334 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,960 You don't have what it takes. 335 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,880 You're not ready. 336 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,800 So, I'll help you with this one. 337 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,760 But thank you. 338 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,680 Thanks for that. 339 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,440 Just a quick one. 340 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,920 Don't you think I should do it alone? 341 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,200 You know, like, maybe trust me and let me give it a go? 342 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,320 -No, thanks. -Okay. 343 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,280 Thanks for wanting to, but... 344 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,360 no, thank you. 345 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,920 Okay. 346 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,360 -Thank you. -No, thank you. 347 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,520 -Thank you. -Thank you. 348 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,200 -Flippa, can I go? -Thank you, Tjaart. 349 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,280 Thanks. 350 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,600 Okay, guys. 351 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,320 I'm English again. 352 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,840 Sorry for the back and forth. 353 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,960 -Final answer? -Yep, that's me. 354 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,760 So not an Afrikaner anymore? 355 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,000 It's too heavy. 356 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,480 I mean, there's just so much racism and oppression. 357 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,440 -It's a-- -Excuse me? 358 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,160 I mean, it's a lot to swallow. 359 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,600 You guys carry a lot. 360 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,200 A lot, and good luck with that. 361 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,160 -Thanks for coming through again. -No problem. 362 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,280 Chips, chips! 363 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,800 -I'm grateful. -Sorry about yesterday. 364 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,760 No, please don't mention it. 365 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,120 What? 366 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,000 Welcome, Martie. 367 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Oh, wow. 368 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,440 Strawberry? 369 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,480 Polony? 370 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,480 Cream puff? 371 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,720 No, thanks. 372 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,880 What is this? 373 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,640 It's a surprise, is what it is. 374 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,200 It's standard. 375 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,640 Chivalry is not dead? 376 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,560 -Bubbles? -No. 377 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,640 It won't be good for anyone if I start drinking now. 378 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,160 Taste, just a taste. 379 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,600 Can we keep the champagne until we've signed everything? 380 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,640 -Joubert, I need to see you outside. -Rain check, Tjaart. 381 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,600 This polony has your name on it. Literally. 382 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,040 Martie, let's take that tour we spoke about. 383 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,120 No, no, we need to stop them. 384 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,720 I've got you, bud. I've got you. 385 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,320 Left butt-cheek, left butt-cheek! 386 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,840 Do you think she liked it? 387 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,480 -Yes, bud. It was perfect. -Okay. 388 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,760 Nothing is manufactured on the premises. 389 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,160 We move everything from here. 390 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,920 And the cold-chain doesn't break four degrees. 391 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,920 -So, from a health perspective-- -Listen, it's polony. 392 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,480 Hey! 393 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,320 -Are you laughing without me? -Hey, Joubert, come check this trick. 394 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,600 It's okay, Tjaart. 395 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,320 Sorry, that was my favourite song. We do that for all our clients. 396 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,400 Oh, I almost felt special. 397 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,600 For all our clients named Martie! 398 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,920 So, you may feel special. 399 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaking of special. 400 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,520 I'm building a rugby field for special children. 401 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,560 Big heart. 402 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:06,200 -Charity... I thought if I don't-- -Give me a minute. 403 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,520 Yes. 404 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,080 -You're messing this up, Joubert. -I'm messing it up? 405 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,200 Flip, can't work his magic with you in the way. 406 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,720 I'm telling you we can. 407 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,520 Thanks, guys. I'm happy with everything. 408 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,480 Send me a quote to present. 409 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,520 I appreciate the trouble, but I must go. 410 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,920 -Everything okay? -Yes. 411 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,280 Just don't get married and have kids with a total narcissist. 412 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,160 Hey. 413 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,200 Do you need a hug? 414 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,720 Don't think, just do it. 415 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,840 Thank you. 416 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,440 How does she smell, bud? How does she smell? 417 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,520 Like wedding cake. 418 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,840 Okay, it probably wasn't that bad. 419 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,480 Get me that pig's number. 420 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,800 Okay, Flippa. 421 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,760 Martie's going to marry you after this. 422 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,960 -Please let's talk about this. -Remember, he's your bitch. 423 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,000 Flip, listen. 424 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,480 Forget the contract for a second. 425 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,040 As your friend, I'm telling you this is a terrible idea. 426 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,520 -Please. -Joubert, shut up. 427 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,360 -It's ringing, it's ringing. -Put it on speaker. 428 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,360 It's not too late, Flip. It's not too late. 429 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,120 Afternoon. Dawie speaking. 430 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,520 Dawie, this is Flip Bosman. 431 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,560 -Yes, how can I help? -Say it's the wrong number. 432 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,360 -Shut up, Joubert. -No, no... 433 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,240 Your ex-wife, Martie, was at our company this afternoon. 434 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,240 Martie? Is she okay? 435 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,080 Yes, yes, she's fine. 436 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,240 No, no, no, she's not okay. 437 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,360 She's physically healthy and nice-- 438 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,480 What's going on? I'm confused. Can I help? 439 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,280 -Sorry, wrong number. -Shut up, Joubert. 440 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,760 -He's your bitch! -What? 441 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,360 Dawie... 442 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,080 -Stop being nasty to her. -What? 443 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,240 She's going through a difficult time and you're not helping. 444 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,800 So, stop it. 445 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,920 Okay? 446 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,000 And that's final! 447 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,360 -Do you hear me? -Okay. 448 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,720 -This is a message from Flip Bosman! -Bosman! 449 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,000 Okay, she's going through a difficult time? 450 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 -Yes! -I'm going through a difficult time. 451 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,840 She deserves to suffer for a change. 452 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,760 Okay, listen, pal. I'll come sort you out-- 453 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,040 Wait, are you her new boyfriend? 454 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,240 Maybe. 455 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,160 I really hope she doesn't constantly cheat on you. 456 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,880 You know what? I-- 457 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,080 I'm done with this. 458 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,520 She can do whoever and whatever she wants. 459 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,920 I flippen loved her. 460 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,920 But this is her third affair. It's not a game anymore. 461 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,240 If she comes home for a third time-- 462 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,280 You made that guy cry, bud. 463 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,720 Martie Vosloo. 464 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,320 You dark horse. 465 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,840 Come on, Flippa. 466 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,000 Big sips. 467 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,360 Come on, you're in shock. 468 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,280 -It's hot. -Just for the edge. 469 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,720 It's bad, isn't it? 470 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,480 It's bad. I have to move on. 471 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,000 -No, no, no. -It's bad. 472 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,920 Bud, Dawie's a bitch. 473 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,160 -That's probably why she cheated. -It's not right, Tjarra. 474 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,160 Remember, Shandré cheated on me. 475 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,720 It was brutal. 476 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,920 What did I do? I drove to that guy's house and shook his hand. 477 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,840 He won, fair and square. 478 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,920 He's still a good pal. 479 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,400 Johnny. You know Johnny. 480 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,040 We went shooting yesterday again. 481 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,200 So what I'm saying is, Martie is a winner. 482 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,200 And, Flippa, I know you're a winner. 483 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,880 Now, two winners together... 484 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,920 You're at the Olympics Games of love, bud. 485 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,120 -She cheated. -I cheat. 486 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,080 I cheat when I play UNO with my brother. 487 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,840 He thinks we're playing Snap. 488 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,160 The point is, I win. 489 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,240 Flippa. 490 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,480 Have you never done anything wrong? 491 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,080 "Let whoever is without sin 492 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,640 be the first to cast a stone at her." 493 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,520 The Bible. 494 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,640 There aren't big or small sins. 495 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,880 I snuck into Loftus without paying. 496 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,680 She cheated on her husband a few times. 497 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,880 The important thing is that you learn from your mistakes. 498 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,800 The way I see it, I'm reaping the rewards. 499 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,960 She got this cheating thing out of her system. 500 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,800 So Flippie comes in, 501 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,440 and everything-- Oh, fu... 502 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,080 -Where is he? -Martie. 503 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,480 Did you call my ex-husband? 504 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,360 Did you? Did you call him? 505 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,240 Yes... I did. I put my foot down. 506 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,800 -He won't be a problem anymore. -Wow. 507 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,240 -I literally don't know what to say. -You can say thank you. 508 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,440 It's unprofessional on every level. 509 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,120 -In what life do think you can-- -Okay, Martie. 510 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,680 I can see you're angry. 511 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,280 Oh, yes. I'm furious! 512 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,640 You'll calm down in a while and reflect on this. 513 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,400 Then you'll see I did it to help you. 514 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,520 -To help? -And my intentions are only good. 515 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,920 Yes, and... 516 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,520 and then you'll call me 517 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,640 for a date. 518 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,240 Because you'll realise there aren't many options 519 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,320 for a divorced woman with two kids who cheated on her husband. 520 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,120 No, no, keep up. 521 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,840 -Okay. -So, he was English. 522 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,120 Then he became an Afrikaans Pretorius. 523 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,560 -And now he's-- -Now he's Zulu. 524 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,800 No. 525 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,040 Now he's English again. 526 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,280 -Wha-- -No, it's hilarious. 527 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,880 Excuse me. Joubert, hello? 528 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,440 What? 529 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,240 Yes, yes, yes. 530 00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,880 Okay. Yes. 531 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,880 Okay, we'll chat later. 532 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,280 Okay. 533 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,680 Okay, bye. 534 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,520 What now? 535 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,520 -That was Martie. -Yes? 536 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,040 We've got the contract. 537 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,480 -What? -Yes. 538 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,720 No ways. What a relief. 539 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,000 Well done. 540 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,120 -Gosh. -Yes. 541 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,240 Thank you. 542 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,200 -Madness. It's crazy. -You can say that again. 543 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,400 That is crazy. 544 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,040 -Yeah. -Insanely crazy. 545 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,080 The reason Flip got hurt is because he was hard when she slapped him. 546 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,520 A slap has to be absorbed, then it doesn't hurt. 547 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,360 Okay, Kayle. Slap me. 548 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,880 That's a trap, and I... 549 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,880 Is it because I was Afrikaans for a day? 550 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,160 No. What? Why? 551 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,360 -Someone slap me. -I'll do it. 552 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,120 Jeez, no. You have to slap like a girl. 553 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,520 -No, no. Absorb it. -Tjarra. 554 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,360 -Tjarra! -Okay. 555 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,800 -Tjarra. -You're making me-- 556 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,720 "Hi, Flip. Pick me up at seven o'clock on Saturday. 557 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,880 I'll choose the restaurant. I'll send the address. 558 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,960 XX, Martie." 559 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,360 Buddy. 560 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:12,000 I miss the Tuesday night movies at the Brooklyn Mall. 561 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:16,440 I miss the wrestling sessions when I roll over you. 562 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,800 I miss the Sally Williams nougat at the Groenkloof Spar. 563 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,440 I miss the soft leather seats of your new car. 564 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:28,000 I miss coffee with foam and your tight jeans. 565 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,320 I miss your hands holding mine in a movie scene. 566 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,600 I miss your name on my phone in your SMS. 567 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,600 I miss your mouth and your hands and also all the rest. 568 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,960 I miss Sunday morning breakfast and your DStv. 569 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,960 I miss the love you promised to give me.